pizza hut has the shittiest pizza ever.
breonlovesyou: My reaction to aeris dying
my asian mom: what are going to school for? be a doctor or lawyer?
my asian mom: so what you gonna be?
me: i'm learning how to be your daddy.
my asian mom: bullshit.
gonna buy like 10 chapsticks and put one in each...
looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a month ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a week ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself yesterday: how embarassing
looking at myself right now: how embarassing
I went to the store this morning. I needed some lotion and that dust spray shit for keyboards because mines getting dusty. Couldnt find it but I found some wipes for computers so I grabbed that. While at the register, I realized that it probably looked like I jizzed on my computer and ran out of lotion to fap.
Brought a pack of boxers because I don't feel like...
sinnerz: Shout out to all the lazy don’t give a fuck niggas. Hahah dude I just did this shit too. Fuck a washing machine.
not having internet for a week sucks bootyhole. having to stay home and watch your dog sucks more bootyhole and is dumb as fuck.